18 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.
17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing.
15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.
13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 – When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.
10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the XXX channel.
4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, „Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?“