18 Reasons why Fishing is better than …sex

18 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.

17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing.

15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.

13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 – When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the XXX channel.

4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, „Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?“

Design Troubles

CLIENT: I want the background color to be bright and white.

ME: The current background color is #FFFFFF. It’s as white as I can make it.

CLIENT: No! I’m telling you, it can be whiter!

After a (hour-long) discussion over the phone, she sent me a powerpoint file with a picture of a cloud with a red arrow pointing to the part of the cloud that was the appropriate “white” color.

I used a color picker and sure enough, it was #FFFFFF.

I told her I made the appropriate changes.

CLIENT: Thank you! Is it so hard to admit when you’re wrong?